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Post by runningranger on Dec 23, 2005 3:41:33 GMT 1
I work at a library. And a lot of times when i am checking books in i may find a joke book. Now, I work in the childrens department so many of these jokes are verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry corny so do your best to put up with them.
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Post by runningranger on Dec 23, 2005 3:58:05 GMT 1
What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A Roamin' Catholic
Why do policemen have such nice yards?
Because they keep law'n order
When the seamstress asked the weatherman if he wanted his trousers cutlong or short, he said that he'd like them fair-in-height.
What did one mountain say to te other after the earthquake?
It's not my fault
Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas.
Do you know why Cleopatra said no?
Because she was the queen of denial.
Ok, thats enough corny jokes for today. Plus I have to shelve this book I am getting them out of.
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