Post by She-Elf on Dec 10, 2005 21:35:58 GMT 1
A rabbit walks into an icecream shop and says to the assistant, "Excuse me, sir. Do you have any carrot icecream?"
The assistant replies, "No, I'm sorry little rabbit, I only have chocolate icecream and strawberry icecream".
The rabbit says "Oh OK, I'll take strawberry icecream, please".
The next day the rabbit comes back to the shop and asks again, "Excuse me, sir. Do you have any carrot icecream?"
The man replies once again, "I'm sorry little rabbit. I do not have any carrot icecream, but I do have banana, and mint-choc-chip".
So the rabbit says, "Hmm, OK, I'll have banana icecream, please".
The next day the rabbit comes again and asks, "Excuse me, sir. Do you have any carrot icecream?"
The assistant replies, "Yes! I do."
And the rabbit says, "Oh, it's horrible isn't it?"
The assistant replies, "No, I'm sorry little rabbit, I only have chocolate icecream and strawberry icecream".
The rabbit says "Oh OK, I'll take strawberry icecream, please".
The next day the rabbit comes back to the shop and asks again, "Excuse me, sir. Do you have any carrot icecream?"
The man replies once again, "I'm sorry little rabbit. I do not have any carrot icecream, but I do have banana, and mint-choc-chip".
So the rabbit says, "Hmm, OK, I'll have banana icecream, please".
The next day the rabbit comes again and asks, "Excuse me, sir. Do you have any carrot icecream?"
The assistant replies, "Yes! I do."
And the rabbit says, "Oh, it's horrible isn't it?"